Do your instruments have names?

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule)

i-am-ur-aplus:

(Source: kaizenzori)

(Source: vacants)

kimjunmyeonsbutt:

Robert Downey Jr., on having confidence in yourself (x).

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

baekiebacon:

my pain be creepin’…